Well we've been absent for a very long time. In that time I have managed to grow a baby to what feels like enormous proportions and very soon I will have to push it out. Hmm let's not think too much into the last bit shall we.
Anyway now at 38 weeks and a very grumpy stage of pregnancy number 2! Here are my witterings and moans for you lovely people to read:
To my relatives who we saw at Mum's Christmas gathering - Why will you only come and visit me when I've had my baby - am I not worthy of a visit at any other time?? Come to think of it why haven't you come to visit since I had my last baby? We've been to see you!
To my Mum - I don't want any "help" witht he baby when the baby comes - I want to be left alone in peace to cope with it all myself and adjust me & little man into our new routine/way of life. If you must come you can help with housework.
To my Dad - Yes I am going to breastfeed again and for as long as we feel necessary and no matter how many times you say the immortal " we've seen it all before" phrase you have NOT seen my breasts before and you won't be seeing them now!!
To everyone who keep asking - Do you know what you're having? Yes - a baby.
To starngers who view pregnancy as an excuse to talk to you in the doctors/supermarket/car parks/shops - I don't really care how your labour went as mine will be completely different. Also my baby will come when it's ready not early just because yours was early!
I really HATE snow and ice and am so so glad it's all gone. No more please.
To little man - no I can't bend down and play that game because it just hurts too much! Sorry!
How long have you got left? Too long
When are you due? Not soon enough!!
We will be feeling happier soon I'm sure - Oh hang on a minute DH goes back to work tomorrow and I'm on my own until the 1st contraction!! ARGGHHH!!!!!!
Silenced
11 years ago
